January 2012
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"Are you threatening to exile me?"
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I feel so stupid and I feel like everyone's...
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radlesbian:
did you ever just look at your body and think what the fuck is this
Anonymous asked: I thought you were asexual?
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Would like to know when I became so easily...
I’m just trying really hard not to cry at the situation right now. Feeling slight rejected right now, and this definitely does not help my random feelings of unattractive-ness today.
seeingphysics asked: soooo...I'mma go watch Dead Poet's Society because of you. YOU HAVE RENEWED MY LOVE FOR IT! :3
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the-fighting-temeraire replied to your post: Just got a facebook invite to an adult “Passion Party” hosted by one of my instructors that I had in California who works at the same base as me. (lol, and the boyfriend got invited too)
CO-WORKERS OMG
THAT WOULD BE SO AWKWARD, I CAN’T EVEN. Not to mention nearly everyone invited is so much older than me.
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Reblog if you're one of those few who actually...
whatsleftofyou:
wolvinheart:
the-princess-of-twilight:
ohhaiitsfay:
I had my Disney one connected because most of my friends would appreciate the posts, but not any more!
I DON’T HAVE A FACEBOOK.
Fandom and real life stay very, very, VERY separate. With a few special exceptions
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Just got a facebook invite to an adult "Passion...
Yes, because I want to go to a sex-themed party with my co-workers of both genders.
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Reblog with a doll of yourself
missesnorris:
tesett:
snoipahkat:
starkinglyhandsome:
fungii:
gollyzilla:
zimie-stef:
fuzzybagels:
http://elouai.com/candybar5/dress-up-girls.php girls version
http://elouai.com/candybar5/dress-up-boys.php boys version
here’s me
kind of xD
._.
At last, I am an anime.
shit son step back i was a master of this shit age 10
all these hoes on my dick
could I BE...
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If the FBI monitored my internet use, this MorMor...
highlanderhufflepuffhugmachine:
In the last hour alone I’ve Google searched:
Herion use
Herion withdrawal
World’s most accurate sniper rifle
Military issue sniper rifle
Worlds strongest rope
No officer, I’m not a drug using terrorist serial murderer. I’m just writing gay porn.
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Tennessee is trying to pass a bill that makes it... →
yelyahwilliams:
magicalboobs:
crazedlunatic:
They need 1900 more signatures!
Signed!
Embarrassed for my homestate. Embarrassed for religion.
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“Tom and Chris were both obsessed with my shoes. Both of them! Obsessed with me...”
– Reese Witherspoon
omg I forgot these assholes both have a shoe fetish. kill me for being excited about this movie.
(via davyjonesing)
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knitkitsch asked: RAINBOW. You are my e-wifey.
See what your followers think of you. →
artisticmoron:
brun3tte:
BLACK = I would date you.
WHITE = I would fuck you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but i really love your blog.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
LOL SHIT, I might as well. :I
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Help out a fellow tumblr in serious need . . . →
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Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: *click*
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ACTA petition. Sign and reblog like crazy.
internet-justice:
harmonyshipper:
internet-justice:
ACTA has already been signed by several countries, but if we can get the European Parliament to vote no, it can be dismantled and sent back.
Sign here
REBLOG! REBLOG! REBLOG!
We got this. Keep it circulating!
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Replace every one of the vowels in your URL with O
josaypoo:
arsonist:
bro-bots:
cuppacats:
coppocots
oh
bro-bots
orsonost
Josoopoo
commondorkoro
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